On the morning of his birthday, as the first light made its way through the dense foliage and into the cave camber, Narch stared at the empty wooden table and thought about cake.
Marline, one of his few female friends, had recently introduced him to the concept. He had made it a long time without one, but now that he knew about the possibility he really wanted one.
But how? By temperament he was a recluse, an inclination only exacerbated by the fact he was a cottage sized cybernetic spider and so usually attacked on sight.
Marline, a witch, had been an exception. One of the peculiarities of living over five millennia is you accumulate a number of highly unlikely experiences.
But she has been dead for over a century, and had never been good at baking anyways.
Narch felt the loneliness begin to build. He noticed that he was beginning to search his memories for clues about how he’d been brought into existence. The hope was they would help answer the question of why he should bother continuing.
Catching himself, he turned his mind to Carlile the wisdom dragon, who had showed him that sometimes his thoughts did not necessarily have his best interest in mind.
When Carlile disappeared, Narch had taken his revenge on Farl. Geopolitics being what they were, this had led to a confrontation with the entire Southern Kingdoms, and their God, a nasty deal making wind spirit whose name escaped Narch.
Was it even worth the effort of leaving the cave?
Driving them from the coasts had sent the entire region spiraling into chaos. It hadn’t been that long ago…without the autocratic monarchs propped up by a conniving false God, would there be enough infrastructure left to support a bakery?
Slowly the memories came back. The Zeglans had regarded him as a hero, and had even shown up at the Battle of Great Falls to support what they called his March of Freedom.
They were eager to try their had at a “new” system of economic self determination combined with a robust social safety net.
For Narch, the question was: Could such Utopian visions create the conditions for a worthwhile bakery? Would they have heard of cake? Or was the concept lost to time….
Ever the optimist, after a time he gathered his massive frame, and left his abode in search of fleeting joy.