Top Ten Reasons I, Dave, Love Candy
Tuesday, October 30, 2001
10. It’s delicious
9. It’s candy-licious
8. Wasn’t it Einstein who said, “Candy = MC2”?
7. No time to brush? Eat some Junior Mints
6. Sometimes I put on a leotard and pretend I’m the fourth musketeer, Monty
5. Hilarious “Who’s On First” type confusion whenever I try to buy a Whatchamacallit
4. Nobel Prize-winning U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan loves candy and what’s good enough for Nobel Prize-winning U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan is good enough for me
3. Without candy I would never get to ask the question, “Skittles?”
2. In prisons, candy is a fun form of currency
1. Nougat
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